Monthly Archives: September 2014

Please check my maths

A motorist travels 20 miles at 40 miles per hour average. This journey takes him a grand total of 30 minutes to complete. He arrives at home free from stress in time for Eastenders and a large plate of chicken

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The Shindig

There’s an old saying in the Barter household that goes something along the lines of “Dave you bleeding idiot what on earth do you think you are doing?”. It’s been wielded on many an occasion by blood relatives and friends

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